Major reshuffle is in the offing

Sources revealed that a major reshuffle of national responsibilities is in the offing. From now on all Inflation will be the responsibility of Sharada pawar and Minister of states will co share his responsibility. Dig &vijay singh will be given independent charge of Minority terrorist affairs portfolio. In an exclusive interview he said that though he was independent mera paas ma hai. He said UPA was always concerned about the terrorists and as co citizens it is the duty of the government to safeguard their interests. He cited examples of how many efforts are being taken to release Nanalini at the earliest. He added that once released she will be free to be recommended for padma vibushan for her immense contribution in strengthening Indo Srilanka relations. He recalled passionately as to how she helped India during the pre election attacks on the enemy. Very soon he said he will visit the house of halfcell guru and console his family. He said naalini's release is just a precursor and it will be used as an example to release all who have been jail for long. He also reiterated that Kasab is being taken care of well and the Nation has enough budget to fulfill all his whims and fancies for the next ten years. Very soon he will be talking to the finance minister to give free cell phones and sim card to the poor terrorists who are languishing in the jail. As a dutiful citizen and because he has got ma by his side, he said he has all rights to by pass all legal agencies and conduct any independent enquiry where ever he feels so.


Raraahala will take over responsibilities of railway ministry and also college education. In an exclusive interview to endoftv he said that all passengers of Mumbai suburban will get a free autograph of his for every ticket purchased. He also said that youth congress cell will be opened in all colleges and helipads will be constructed near all railway stations to make it easy for him to conduct surprise joy rides. Special classes and seminars will be organized in all colleges and placement offices will be opened in each of them to recruit them for congress. A special railway black flag cats will be formed for his security. He said a special satellite will soon be launched to locate the movements of the sena to enable him to catch the fastest train in their locality when the cat is away.

Kapila cipla will take responsibility for Harvard affairs and will help promote the interests of the esteemed university. After tarnishing all Indian universities, enough space will be created for the university to enter with a bang. They will be coming to India for charity purpose and all values for India will be given as gyaan by them he said.

Jaiho ramashhhh, will be responsible for Brinjal. Considering the steep price increase UPA has decided to have a minister for each vegetable. This will also be an excuse to divide the responsibilities of agriculture and dilute importance of the ministry of inflation. he will also have independent charge for resisting change, especially climate.

More is in the offing and we will be back after a short break.....

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