Captain from April 14th

Captain TV is all set to be initiated on April 14th, after a month of trail run.Captain TV, said Sudhish, will be an entertainment channel with the usual mix of movie-soaps-shows and limited dose of news.

“This is an entertainment channel like any other in the field right now, offering a mixture of programmes that would attract maximum number of viewers. We will take our party’s policies to the public through the five news bulletins a day,” -L K Sudhish, Vijayakanth’s brother-in-law and managing director of Captain Media

Mimic wins the floor- Gokul is a winner

Gokul and Kavi who failed to come in to the top three in MM-2, won the MM4 finals and ten lakhs. Nivas and Krithika won the second prize won 5 lakhs.

Lokesh a relative of actor Ajith along with Swetha Nivas , won the third prize worth 3 lakhs. Rehman and Nikisha won the fourth.

Actor Simbu announced the results. The MM-5 will be starting shortly and the first prize will be a duplex house worth 42 lakhs in Pondicherry.

Major reshuffle is in the offing

Sources revealed that a major reshuffle of national responsibilities is in the offing. From now on all Inflation will be the responsibility of Sharada pawar and Minister of states will co share his responsibility. Dig &vijay singh will be given independent charge of Minority terrorist affairs portfolio. In an exclusive interview he said that though he was independent mera paas ma hai. He said UPA was always concerned about the terrorists and as co citizens it is the duty of the government to safeguard their interests. He cited examples of how many efforts are being taken to release Nanalini at the earliest. He added that once released she will be free to be recommended for padma vibushan for her immense contribution in strengthening Indo Srilanka relations. He recalled passionately as to how she helped India during the pre election attacks on the enemy. Very soon he said he will visit the house of halfcell guru and console his family. He said naalini's release is just a precursor and it will be used as an example to release all who have been jail for long. He also reiterated that Kasab is being taken care of well and the Nation has enough budget to fulfill all his whims and fancies for the next ten years. Very soon he will be talking to the finance minister to give free cell phones and sim card to the poor terrorists who are languishing in the jail. As a dutiful citizen and because he has got ma by his side, he said he has all rights to by pass all legal agencies and conduct any independent enquiry where ever he feels so.


Raraahala will take over responsibilities of railway ministry and also college education. In an exclusive interview to endoftv he said that all passengers of Mumbai suburban will get a free autograph of his for every ticket purchased. He also said that youth congress cell will be opened in all colleges and helipads will be constructed near all railway stations to make it easy for him to conduct surprise joy rides. Special classes and seminars will be organized in all colleges and placement offices will be opened in each of them to recruit them for congress. A special railway black flag cats will be formed for his security. He said a special satellite will soon be launched to locate the movements of the sena to enable him to catch the fastest train in their locality when the cat is away.

Kapila cipla will take responsibility for Harvard affairs and will help promote the interests of the esteemed university. After tarnishing all Indian universities, enough space will be created for the university to enter with a bang. They will be coming to India for charity purpose and all values for India will be given as gyaan by them he said.

Jaiho ramashhhh, will be responsible for Brinjal. Considering the steep price increase UPA has decided to have a minister for each vegetable. This will also be an excuse to divide the responsibilities of agriculture and dilute importance of the ministry of inflation. he will also have independent charge for resisting change, especially climate.

More is in the offing and we will be back after a short break.....

NOTE: All spelling mistakes in the names were intentional and any resemblance to any character [well said], real or dead is purely imaginary and not the responsibility of any central minister or any one who wrote this. They were never responsible in their life and hence any such allegation will be viewed very seriously.

Rahul ki Jai ho

What a great entertainer he is. Wah the whole city along with all the news channels were treated to a great joy ride in West man color. It had everything worthy of a masala thriller- villians, black flags, helicopter, Ma and her slums, And the climax was the joy train ride, where the hero goes and buys tickets standing in a queue and finds a separete compartment reserved for him and his guards and every angle ready for a shot including autographs. [ I can even hear dialogues like tera khoon pijayunga, dum hai tho samne ajayo, Mera pass ma hai, Yen valli thani valli[ my path is separate- rajini's hit dialogue], Tumse badukar eh duniyame.., ]

The news starved news channels had a great treat. It is still continuing and now they are discussing what a great change maker and smartie this Rahul is and how he fooled the sena in their own stronghold. The common man has forgotten the onions and sugar and is happy that Rahul dirtied his clothes by travelling in a train. Wah what a relief, the common man's life is made, now the government can go and increase the price of gas.

I always feel that what happens to Tamilnadu happens to India much later like social engineering, women CM, regionalism, film fraternity, politics of populism etc etc and I have mentioned this many times here, see see what MGR did, now Rahul is trying. Who is his tutor? Karuna?

Don't underestimate Rahul- he knows his ways, this has worked here and why not in national scale.

I don't know about others but I am sure Rahul must be laughing loud in his bed- he surely had the last laugh. In a nation full of jokers, this man is no exception.

Rahul i see your only competition is Shahrukh khan who is also grooming himself in MGR lines.

SRK gets Thackeray's blessings!

They are all in it together and the Indians are as usual falling to the blitz. When no film of his was scheduled to release, just to keep his presence felt Amir cut swords with the sena and also multiplexes, and he used the limelight for the future releases like ghajini . Of course Tare and 3 Idiots should be running on their own merit, but then does any merit has a standing here?

You require the masala, the hype , the extra salt and spice for the magic to work in the box office. SRK of course is a guru in marketing in many aspects even better than Philip kotler or peter drucker. He knows when to be recluse and when to over expose himself in the idiot box, when to raise a controversy and how long to keep it going. All the channels willingly oblige him by screening his very cleverly released 'exclusives' which he gives to every other channel. Then here is a man who owns a team in IPL and claims he did not know how his own team did not pick any Pakistani and is now repenting and wanting to choose them for his team and goes out to proclaim Pakistani's are the best in the game!. If it was Advani or any other actor buffoon who had said this, the channels would have ripped him to pieces. But our man is different,he is a brand.

Karan Johar is another guru in advertising and very intelligent too. Now add to this combination, Fox searchlights who very cleverly created hype for the slumdog. What you get is a greater hype and if i am not mistaken, expect a very mediocre khan film coming up. It looks like they are trying very hard to get back the investment.

Just a few days before the actual release, karan and some one from Fox may visit the senas and broker a seemingly looking truce and then khan will be released and our man SRK will still be admired for facing the thack's very bravely. The sen'a are also happy for finding a way to show relevance. The BJP and the Congress are also happy that they will get a chance to protect Northies and reap the benefit in Bihar. Lalu also will have enough fodder. And all this is enough to forget the sugar and the dal. A win win for everyone.

And what about the Northies in Mumbai? Nothing to worry, all this stunts is only till bihar and afterwards it will be life as usual. May be some need to be driven away to their home, to vote for congress. That is what you call two birds with one stone.

All papers have the title my name is khan in the headings with stills from the film inserted, to talk about sena. That is some very clever advertising for both sides. What an alliance? Great going.

Ayeihai Mumbai.